Scotland x Reader|Learning Poker

    "Yer doin' it wrong."

    That comment earned a groan from you.

    You and Allistor were sitting at a table in his house, and he was trying to teach you poker so that you could play with his friends. However, it wasn't going too well. There were far too many combinations, and you wondered how people remembered them.

    "Lass, you ante up before ye deal the cards. Or else they'll shoot ye."

    "Why shoot me!?"

    "Yer playin' for money, lass, they don't take mistakes kindly."

    You sighed and picked the dealt cards back up. "Fine, ante up." He placed two chips in the middle. You shuffled the deck and looked at it with a puzzled expression. "Shit, how many cards am I suppose to deal again?"

    Allistor sighed. "Fer fuck's sake, lass. Five. It's five." He took another drink of his scotch and a puff of his cigar.

    "Sorryyy!" You made a disgusted face.

    You dealt the cards and anted. Allistor placed his cards on the table. He only had a two-of-a-kind, and he wasn't very happy about it. You started to smile and laugh uncontrollably.

    "Nice poker face," Allistor sarcastically commented.

    You disregarded his remark and threw your cards on the table. "Royal flush! In your face, Allistor! I win! I win!"

    The Scotsman raised an eyebrow and gave a smile. "Nice job, ____."

    "I finally win!" You were still engrossed in your victory.

    "Heh, maybe now we should play a game of strip poker."

    "W-what?!"